Silly me, I just use toilet paper...
But, THIS looks interesting, and the advertising definitely had me hooked.
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best. post. ever.
how many different ways can we get around saying "let us convince you that the poop comes off better using water?" the real humor comes in clicking on what each person has to say. A few more memorable quotes:
"...paper, well, it only really distributes the problem." (the "problem," of course, being doo-doo on your bum, and the alternative to paper being a wave of lukewarm fluid shooting towards your, uh, hole.)
"Its like an oasis of comfort every time I sit down." (Of course by "oasis" she means "viatnamese prison camp," and by "comfort" she means "guilty tingly feeling downstairs."
Feel free to post your favs as well. Oh, and did anyone else notice that one bum actually had one of those tatoos on it? "Might as well be a bullseye."
I don't know, the old man who says, "How ya doin?" in the intro freaks me out. Or, maybe it is just the fact that I saw his backside that freaked me out...
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