Jailhouse Rock...

I apologize for this...really, I do, especially for those of you who had hoped to not see a filipino man acting like Michael Jackson's girlfriend in Thriller. Stick it out to the one minute mark...trust me.

What 7 years of marriage and 3 kids can do for you

Its amazing, but like this guy, I can take a nap in my living room amidst utter chaos and destruction.

Dude, you've got a effing dart in your neck, man!

Pretty cool illusion...can't believe what you see anymore.http://view.break.com/334159

For $500 please Alex....

Can I have, "Reasons why I won't be running with the Bulls?". What's even worse, is his brother lost his man cherry to the same bull.

Hmmmm, find it hard to believe that a study was required for this...

I thought about doing a study about chubby guys with glasses and their successes in undergrad, but didn't want to offend the skinny, Phil types...

Nice big-ass table

Worst Movie Scenes Ever

Now they're going to eat me!

Now THIS is a headline that I can get behind!!!!

tore a tendon????

whitey ahead!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gSYCi7roc

While my general rule is to not post personal pics on this page, I just wanted you all to know that after only 18 months, I've already failed my only real job in life as a father.

should you be deported ? This is a pretty interesting quiz. FYI, I scored 90% - guess I'm staying!

Two posts in one day...but, I saw THIS posting about jury selection for an ongoing Jury threat trial. Note to self, DO NOT BEGIN MY OPENING STATEMENT WITH:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’ll kill all of you if you find me guilty of
any one charge, and that goes for your...

Life imitating the Onion?????

The iPhone was released today in Pakistan...