Two posts in one day...but, I saw THIS posting about jury selection for an ongoing Jury threat trial. Note to self, DO NOT BEGIN MY OPENING STATEMENT WITH:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’ll kill all of you if you find me guilty of
any one charge, and that goes for your...
Life imitating the Onion?????
dewd, the article was archived, and now we can't read the whole thing...
still seriously funny.
That reminded me of THIS
I'd imagine that every lawyer wishes he could write something like that from time to time.
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