Apparently, some Vermont academic types have drafted the "Green Mountain Manifesto"wherein they explain why Vt should lead the charge and secede from the Union. Some hope that they could convince New Hampshire, Maine (and those other states up there that all seem to blend together) into forming a new country, New Acadia.
For one, I welcome Vermont's vision. They secede and we make Puerto Rico a state. We trade a bunch of sweater-wearing, Ben and Jerry eating, hairy-armpit women for some Latina heat. My hips don't lie.
Who else could we get rid of?
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
No Blood for Syrup!
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How 'bout one of the Dakota's...isn't one good enough?
i vote for delaware...
i mean.. who really even remembers that it is even a state except for its own?
-stephen
Louisiana... it's pretty much worthless... although New Orleans can be adopted by Mississippi so we can still have Mardi Gras
BTW, that flag reminded me of this video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DHje695GquA
LOLly LOL LOL. thats good stuff.
while we're at it lets make Cuba a state as well. Ya know, smoke their cigars, make a bit more room for Gitmo
David Hassellhoff in Knight Rider garb...classic!
That was funny; those guys actually have a couple of funny videos out there (the door-knocking missionaries).
There is some flash animation somewhere on the web (Phil probably has it in his "Favorites") where it takes Hasselhoff in a speedo and does some hypnotic .gif
dude! I don't have links, but anything hasselhoff-speedo or missionary-door-knock related, I need to see.
as you're so fond of saying, "post proof or retract."
The Good Word:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsccgEjLqMc
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