http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,277838,00.html
Marriage greatly counteracts depression, eh? I'm calling Shenanigans.
Through my extensive research, it is my conclusion that losing count of the number of women I de-flower in any single day, along with a healthy diet of mind-altering drugs that make children frightened of me quells depression nicely. Only thing marriage counteracts is a itchy case of crotch rot.
*Please lavish attention on me*
I. Am. Speechless.
Obviously the talent of wordsmithing runs in the family, brother.
I have to say though, that study strikes me as oversimplistically flawed (as I think most sociological statisitics tend to be). From my perspective, there are so many external variables to depressed people and marriages that garnering a stat like that would be next to impossible.
So go ahead, get back to your "de-flowering" and "mind altering drugs," cellmate.
I read the post hoping to see some illuminating thoughts about the Scooter Libby sentence from a Chockley...
Alas...
How does one de-flower so many women in a single day? has it been that looooooong since I was single?
I believe Micah's secret is hanging out at skating rinks and middle schools...
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