Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Price check on Vaseline for Mr. Libby

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,277838,00.html

Marriage greatly counteracts depression, eh? I'm calling Shenanigans.

Through my extensive research, it is my conclusion that losing count of the number of women I de-flower in any single day, along with a healthy diet of mind-altering drugs that make children frightened of me quells depression nicely. Only thing marriage counteracts is a itchy case of crotch rot.

*Please lavish attention on me*